$14.67 at Amazon.com

Hehe... Jeremy's not the only one to play secret author.

Check THIS out, money.

Evil Shopkeep: "Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse."

Homer: "Ooo, that's bad."

Evil Shopkeep: "But it comes with a free fro-gurt!"

Homer: "That's good!"

Evil Shopkeep: "The fro-gurt is also cursed."

Homer: "That's bad."

Evil Shopkeep: "But you get your choice of topping!"

Homer: "That's good!"

Evil Shopkeep: "The toppings contain potassium benzoate..."

Homer: [Blank stare]

Evil Shopkeep: "... that's bad."

Homer: "Can I go now?"