Monday, March 20, 2006

That Great French Sense of Humor!

Man, the French are a bunch of idiots. Their generationally unrelenting fascination with the ever-bloated Jerry Lewis is about as baffling as Germany's fascination with Hasslehoff.

This is from a BBC website article:

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Jerry Lewis in Top French Honour

"US comedian Jerry Lewis has celebrated his 80th birthday in Paris receiving France's highest civilian honour in a raucous ceremony.
Mr Lewis winked, stuck out his tongue and made faces during the event to award him the Legion of Honour.

The actor turned up for the usually sober event, in a gilded hall of the Ministry of Culture, wearing slippers.

He then yawned, checked his watch and pretended to fall asleep as the culture minister made a 20-minute speech.

The crowd roared at Lewis' antics, often drowning out minister Renaud Donnedieu de Vabres' speech in which he called the actor the 'French people's favourite clown'.

Ministry officials then presented the star of 1963 film The Nutty Professor with a massive cake and sang Happy Birthday.

Speaking afterwards, Lewis apologised for not speaking French, but said that 'even if the French people cannot hear my language, they have always heard my heart'.

He said he was flattered by his induction into the Legion of Honour, and that he had been 'gloriously elevated' by the award.

'The French people are the best in the world,' the King of Comedy actor added.

Lewis is one of 37 foreigners to have received the title in the past three years."

2 comments:

The Wrathful Buddha said...

I didn't know Jerry Lewis was gay.

Jason said...

Yet another example of how the French are more sophisticated than we are.