HAZMAT Cat

Cat. Pussy Cat.
Drank all my milk and never came back.
Mews like some beatnick prose goin' "rat-a-tat-tat."
God, how I hate that damnable cat.

Cat. Comatose Kitten!
Vastly populated throughout America and Britain.
The force behind most eulogies written.
The teeth behind most tit mice bitten.
The variety of pet for most homosexuals smitten.
The knitted mascot for many a scarf and mitten.
Is that furry kitten.

Cat. Lowly Beast.
How they love to feast and feast on Fancy Feast.

Wow.
Meow.